#6 Any sentence containing the words “plump”, “round”, “big” or any of their synonyms.
Even if you’re trying to lovingly refer to their precious bump. Just use the word cute.
#5 Your [insert any body part] won’t fit through that door much longer!
#4 Should you be eating that?
Nope. You know me, all about putting my unborn child at risk eating whatever I want.
#3 Why’re you breathing so hard!?
I think it has something to do with this other human being inhabiting my body & the heat index of 95 degrees before 9 am #louisianaproblems
#2 Any guess at how far along they are, of any kind.
You’ll either over guess and make them feel like they’re not showing “enough”, or under guess and make them feel huge. It’s a lose-lose.
#1 Gosh, what’re you having..twins??
Because the only rational reaction is for us to start crying or punch you in the face. Or both simultaneously.
Did I miss any?! (For more .gif fun, check out this hilarious mother-of-twins post!)