Ha! Ha! Ha! Fifteen Family Friendly Holiday Jokes
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. While your family anxiously awaits the arrival of Santa Claus, enjoy these family friendly holiday jokes.
- How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other? Fleece Navidad
- Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history
- What is every parent’s favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
- What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days
- What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown
- What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer
- Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks
- What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet
- Where does Santa stay on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel
- What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers
- What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape? A tree-angle
- What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
- Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow-parking zone
- What falls but never gets hurt? Snow
Happy Holidays!
