Spooky, Scary, Skeletons :: Twenty Halloween Jokes
Below are twenty very corny and silly Halloween themed jokes your family will enjoy.
- Why did the vampire go to the doctor? He couldn’t stop coffin
- How did the zombie get her hair to stay curly? She used a lot of Scare-spray
- Why did the scarecrow skip dessert? He was already so stuffed
- What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap
- How can you tell a spider is bored? They start climbing the walls
- What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream
- Why do skeletons use so much lotion? Their skin is always so bone dry
- Why was the skeleton so bored? He had no “body” to play with
- What kind of car does a goblin take to go Trick or Treating? A monster truck
- What kind of dog does Dracula have? A Blood Hound
- What is a witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling
- What do you call a witch at the beach? A Sand-which
- What instrument does a skeleton play? The Trombone
- Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts
- What does a pumpkin like to read? Pulp fiction
- What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? A pumpkin patch
- What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or Tweet
- Who do monsters buy cookies from? Ghoul scouts
- Why was the broom late? It over swept
