Twenty Independence Day Jokes

Twenty Independence Day Jokes

While celebrating the 4^th of July this year with hotdogs, parades, and fireworks, add in a little humor with these 20 family-friendly Independence Day jokes.

1. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party? TEA-shirts.
2. What does our flag and a sad candy cane have in common? They are both red, white, and blue.
3. Was the Declaration of Independence written in Philadelphia? No, it was written in ink.
4. Seriously, where was the Declaration of Independence signed? On the bottom!
5. What is the most popular sport on the 4^th of July? Flag Football
   
6. What does the Statue of Liberty say when visitors leave? “Stay in torch!”
7. What did Luke Skywalker say on the 4^th of July? “May the 4^th be with you!”
8. What do ducks love about the 4^th of July? Fire-QUAKERS
9. Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon? It needed to trim its bangs.
10. Why aren’t there any 4^th of July knock-knock jokes? Because freedom rings.
11. What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved.
12. Why are early Americans like ants? Because they lived in colonies.
13. What bugs will show up at your 4^th of July picnic? Independ-ANTS
14. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up.
15. What did Casper say to everyone celebrating the 4^th of July? Red, white, and boo!
16. What stays in one corner but goes all over the United States? A stamp
17. What do you call George Washington’s false teeth? Presi-DENTURES
18. What do firecrackers eat at the movies? POP-corn
19. What drink is served at the 4^th of July BBQ? Liber-TEA
20. What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework? DINO-mite