It’s Carnival Time! Fifteen Family-Friendly Fat Tuesday Jokes!
Mardi Gras is not just another Tuesday for us in the South. It is a time for family, parades, beads, decorated coconuts, and shoes. Below are fifteen jokes to help celebrate the season. So grab a slice of king cake (from the box with the knife) and enjoy some laughs.
- What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other? “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
- What do you call a Mardi Gras party with no food? A Fat Tuesday diet
- What do you call a Mardi Gras parade with many dogs? A BARKUS parade
- What did the Queen of Hearts say to the crawfish at a boil? Off with his head!
- What do you call gumbo that does not turn out right? Meaty-okra
- What did the king cake say to the knife? Want a piece of me?
- How do you describe someone who doesn’t share their crawfish on Mardi Gras? SHELL-fish
- What does Sir Mix-a-Lot always have to say at the parades? I like big beads, and I cannot lie!
- What did Marie Antoinette always chant on Fat Tuesday? Let them eat king cake!
- What do you call a haunted Mardi Gras float? A BOO Krewe
- Why did the king cake go to the dentist? It needing fillings
- Why was the Mardi Gras clown so funny? Because he had a lot of JESTER-tude!
- Why do birds fly south for the winter? To get Mardi Gras beads
- What do you call a hamburger covered in beads? A French Quarter pounder
- If Disney made a Mardi Gras movie, what would it be called? “Beauty and the Beads”
Laiseez les bons temps rouler!
