Twenty-Five Back-to-School Jokes
Whether you are excited or nervous about returning to school this year, the following jokes will help lighten the mood.
- What did the mommy buffalo say at drop-off? Bison
- Why don’t fish go on vacation? Because they are always in school.
- What flies around the school at night? An ALPHA-bat
- What is a snake’s favorite subject? Hiss-tory
- What is the smartest bug? A spelling bee
- Why did the dog do so well in school? Because he was the teacher’s pet.
- Why can’t you do a math test in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.
- Why is a math book always sad? They are full of problems.
- Why do calculators have so many friends? You can count on them.
- What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi
- What state has the most math teachers? MATH-achussets
- Where do children in New York learn multiplication tables? Times Square
- What are 10 things a teacher can always count on? Their fingers
- Why did the teacher jump into the pool? They wanted to test the water.
- Who is everyone’s best friend on the first day of school? Their Princi-PAL
- What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? A bookworm
- Where did the music teacher find his classroom keys? In the piano
- What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
- Where do pencils go on vacation? PENCIL-vania
- Who is the king of the school supplies? The ruler
- Why did the school kids cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- Why did the M&Ms go to school? Because they wanted to be a Smartie.
- Why did the kids study on the airplane? They wanted a higher education.
- Where does a surfer go to school? Boarding school
- Why does a music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
