Twenty-Five Family-Friendly Christmas Jokes
HO HO HO and Merry Christmas! With Christmas Day almost here, below are twenty-five family-friendly jokes to entertain the kids while waiting for the jolly man to arrive.
- What did Santa say at the start of the race? Ready, set, Ho Ho Ho!
- Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They are constantly dropping their needles.
- Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history.
- What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish
- What kind of photos do elves take? Elf-ies
- What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow
- What does Santa do when he is tired? Takes a Santa pause.
- What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints
- Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it is in Decembrrrrrr.
- What kind of music do elves like best? Wrap music
- What did the gingerbread make his bed with? Cookie sheets
- What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers
- What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
- How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? Oh, nothing, it was on the house.
- Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley
- Why does Santa use a chimney? It soots him.
- What comes at the end of Christmas? The letter “S”.
- What is the best Christmas present to receive? A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!
- What did one Christmas tree say to the other? Lighten up!
- Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
- What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose? A snowman with a fever.
- Where does a Polar Bear vote? At the North Poll.
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
- What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
I hope you try out these jokes with family and friends during the holiday season. Please leave your favorite family-friendly holiday jokes below.
