Twenty Turkey Day Jokes
Below are Twenty Turkey Day jokes to keep everyone giggling in between the pecan pie and football games this Thanksgiving.
- Why was the turkey in jail? “Fowl” Play
- Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off
- What do space station turkeys say? Hubble, Hubble
- What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler
- What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food
- How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving? On a gravy train
- What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, Wobble
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots
- What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har-VEST
- What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose
- What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Monster mash potatoes
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, Wing
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash
- What are turkeys most thankful for at Thanksgiving? Vegetarians
- Which kind of glass does a turkey use on Thanksgiving? A goblet
- Which food can you expect to be a troublemaker at Thanksgiving? The deviled eggs
- What does pumpkin pie say in a fight? Do you want a piece of me?
- What part of the turkey has the best beat? The drumsticks
Happy Turkey Day!
