Thirty Thanksgiving “Mom” Jokes

Thirty Thanksgiving “Mom” Jokes

Oh, so you got Dad jokes? Why are dads labeled as the funny ones? Us moms can be corny, too. Below are thirty “Mom” jokes to keep the kids’ table giggling this Thanksgiving.

Thirty Thanksgiving "Mom" Jokes

  1. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “g.”
  2. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
  3. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
  4. What kind of key can fly but can’t open locks? A tur-key.
  5. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? 100%! Buildings can’t jump.
  6. What do you call sad cranberries? Blueberries.
  7. What happens when a turkey gets into a fight? It gets the stuffing knocked out of it.
  8. When do you serve rubber turkey? On Pranksgiving!
  9. Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love “fowl” weather.
  10. What do you call a running turkey? Fast Food.
  11. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Apple Gobbler.
  12. What veggies would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner? Beets me!
  13. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
  14. Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize? It was outstanding in its field.
  15. How do little pumpkins cross the road? With a crossing “gourd.”
  16. What is the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve it pizza and ice cream.
  17. What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving? “Moo”
  18. How do turkeys cross the ocean? On a gravy boat.
  19. What do you call a turkey that works out at the gym? “Buff”-et
  20. Why didn’t the chef season the turkey? He ran out of “thyme.”
  21. What did the sweet potatoes say to the mashed potatoes? I yam what I yam!
  22. What is the Pilgrims’ favorite music? Plymouth Rock.
  23. What did one autumn leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you!
  24. What do you call a turkey that has been in the sun for too long? Roasted.
  25. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
  26. Why did the turkey go to the doctor? It was feeling a little stuffed.
  27. What is a turkey’s favorite dance? The turkey trot.
  28. What did the pumpkin pie say to the sweet potato? “You are so sweet.”
  29. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
  30. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.

I hope you try out these jokes with family and friends during Thanksgiving. Please leave your favorite holiday “mom” jokes below.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Elizabeth Boudreaux
Elizabeth and her husband Nicholas have been married for 13 years. They live in Geismar with their 3 children, Addison (9), Parker (5), and Laurel (2). She is from Franklin, LA and moved to Baton Rouge after receiving her Master’s in Business Administration from Southeastern Louisiana University. She is a Budget Administrator for the Department of Public Safety. She relies on sarcasm, a dry sense of humor, and the occasional cocktail to deal with the daily demands of motherhood. She loves crawfish, clean sheets, vacuuming, and the latest crime documentary on Netflix.


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