Twenty End of Summer Jokes
With school starting in just a few short weeks, enjoy these twenty jokes while soaking up the last few moments of summer!
- What did the pig say on a HOT summer day? “I’m Bacon.”
- Where do sheep go on summer vacation? To the BAA-hamas.
- What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat? Hopsicles
- What is black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.
- What animal is always at a baseball game? A Bat.
- What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-TOAD sandals
- How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
- Why don’t fish go on vacation? Because they are always in school.
- Why was the fish embarrassed? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
- Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they are shellfish.
- What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
- What kind of tree can you fit in your hand? A palm tree.
- Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
- What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
- What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses
- Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They would get called for traveling.
- Why did the robot go on summer vacation? To recharge its batteries.
- Why did the teacher jump in the pool? They wanted to test the water.
