Twenty Valentine’s Day Jokes
The day for spreading love and joy is right around the corner. The twenty dad-approved Valentine’s Day jokes below are the perfect way to lift everyone’s winter blues.
- What did the lightbulb say to their partner? I love you a whole watt!
- What did the ghost say to their partner? You look so BOO-tiful
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive
- Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? A calendar
- How do you keep a jewelry store safe on Valentine’s Day? You locket
- Why did the astronaut couple break up? They needed space
- How did the doorbell propose to his sweetheart? He gave her a ring
- What do you call two birds in love? TWEET-hearts
- What did the scientist say to his sweetheart? We have good chemistry
- What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? You can count on me
- What kind of flower to you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflower
- What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Hogs and Kisses
- What did the kitten say on Valentine’s Day? You’re PURR-fect
- What are artichokes known for? Their hearts
- How is Cupid’s favorite band? KISS!
- What did one plate say to the other on Valentine’s Day? Tonight, dinner is on me
- What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? I love you a ton
- What did the closet say to the light bulb? You light up my world
- What do you call sweets that can keep a beat? Candy rappers
- Did you hear about the two radios that got married? The reception was amazing
