Got Jokes: The Monday after Daylight Savings
Mondays are always dreaded in our house, but the Monday after Daylight Savings Time seems even more challenging. Below are twenty time-inspired jokes to help get your family laughing and moving this morning:
- What time did the duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
- Why did the espresso keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
- What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds!
- How do you know if your clock is crazy? It goes “cuckoo”!
- Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
- What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time? A watchdog.
- What do you call a rooster that crows every morning? An alarm cluck!
- Why did the girl sit on the clock? She wanted to be on time
- What is a frog’s favorite year? Leap year.
- I was going to look for my missing watch…but I couldn’t find the time.
- What did the thief who stole a calendar get? Twelve months!
- What did the wall clock do after being adjusted for Daylight Savings? It just hung around.
- Which relative always chimes in about how Daylight Savings Time should be ended? A Grandfather Clock.
- Why did the woman put a clock under her desk? She wanted to work overtime.
- Why did the man buy so many clocks? Because time is money
- What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second-hand information.
- What do you call a Grandfather Clock? An old timer
- What did the second hand say to the hour hand? See you again in a minute.
- What kind of bugs live in a clock? Ticks.
- What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
