The Boy Mom Who Lived in a Shoe (“The Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe”)
There was a thirty-something woman who lived in a shoe (well it smelled like a shoe).
She had so many boys, she didn’t know what to do.
She gave them toothpaste, shampoo and soap;
Then tucked them in bed,
Sniffed and thought, there’s hope!
Mommy, Mommy (“Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary”)
Mommy, mommy, quite a zombie,
How does your laundry grow?
With muddy shirts and grass-stained pants,
And dirty socks all in a row.
Tired Mama Grouch (“Little Miss Muffet”)
Tired Mama Grouch
Sat on her couch,
Eating her cheese and wine;
Along came her boys,
Making lots of noise
And ended mommy’s “me”-time.
Johnny Brat (“Jack Sprat”)
Johnny Brat would eat only snacks.
His brother would eat no meal.
And together, they
Ran in the pantry to steal.
Mom and Dad (“Jack and Jill”)
Mom and Dad went up to bed
To catch a wink of sleep
Babies cried and Mommy sighed
And Dad just stayed asleep.
Twinkle Twinkle
Twinkle twinkle little boy,
you bring mommy so much joy.
Golden hair and eyes so blue;
How did I ever live without you?
