Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for Boy Moms

The Boy Mom Who Lived in a Shoe (“The Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe”)

There was a thirty-something woman who lived in a shoe (well it smelled like a shoe).
She had so many boys, she didn’t know what to do.
She gave them toothpaste, shampoo and soap;
Then tucked them in bed,
Sniffed and thought, there’s hope!

Mommy, Mommy (“Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary”)

Mommy, mommy, quite a zombie,
How does your laundry grow?
With muddy shirts and grass-stained pants,
And dirty socks all in a row.

Tired Mama Grouch (“Little Miss Muffet”)

Tired Mama Grouch
Sat on her couch,
Eating her cheese and wine;
Along came her boys,
Making lots of noise
And ended mommy’s “me”-time.

Johnny Brat (“Jack Sprat”)

Johnny Brat would eat only snacks.
His brother would eat no meal. 
And together, they
Ran in the pantry to steal.

Mom and Dad (“Jack and Jill”)

Mom and Dad went up to bed
To catch a wink of sleep
Babies cried and Mommy sighed 
And Dad just stayed asleep.

Twinkle Twinkle

Twinkle twinkle little boy,
you bring mommy so much joy.
Golden hair and eyes so blue; 
How did I ever live without you? 

Katie Matherne
Katie left Baton Rouge and moved back to her hometown of Thibodaux in 2022. She has four (yes, 4) beautiful boys: Graham (7), Emile (5) and identical twins, Henry and Felix (2.5). Katie graduated from Nicholls State University in 2007, then from L.S.U. Law School in 2011. She practiced law in both private and state sectors, and stayed at home with her boys for a few years as well. She just started working as an Assistant District Attorney in Lafourche Parish, and in any free time she manages to find, she enjoys exercising, getting manis and pedis and binge watching shows on Netflix.


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