Schools Out For Summer :: Twenty-Five Family Friendly Jokes
With summer just a few short weeks away, enjoy the twenty-five silly summer jokes below.
- What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I’m Bacon!
- What did the ocean say to the lifeguard? Nothing, it just waved.
- Where do sheep go on vacation? To the Baa-hamas
- What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle
- What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp
- What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat? Hopsicles
- Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They would be called for traveling.
- What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.
- Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland
- Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation? Lake Eerie
- Why did the teacher jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water.
- Why didn’t the sun go to college? He already had a million degrees.
- What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
- What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
- What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot Water
- Why did the robot go on vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
- Where do teachers like to go on vacation? Times Square
- What should a toddler wear to go swimming? Pool-ups
- What part of the fish weighs the most? The scales
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree
- What does a mermaid use to call her friends? A Shell-phone
- What kind of sandwich is best for the beach? Peanut butter and jellyfish.
- Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach? It refused to peel.
- What do fish use to buy snacks? Sand dollars
- Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest? Iced T
