Remember when we didn’t want to grow up because if we did, we couldn’t be a ToysRus® kid? Well, Total Wine is the TOTAL fix for that. If you know anything about Louisiana, you know we love our libations. The only thing better than finding your favorite spirits in the local grocery store is a SPIRIT MALL! Yes, I said it. Total Wine is the Grown Up ToysRus®, the Happy Hour Mall. And wait, you don’t even have to schedule your trip around your kids because Total Wine totally has curbside pickup. Don’t let the name fool you, Total Wine totally has everything. Think cheese, hard liquor, snacks, mixers, you name it!
Now that we have gotten the most obvious out of the way, let’s talk about the lagniappe! Yes, this store has lagniappe. The staff is ready to greet you as soon as you walk through the door. Not only do they greet you, they are ready to help you. I mean truly help. Meaning if you can’t make it to the store and you have to send your husband with a list, they will help him find the right things. The recommendations will have you creating reasons to give the gift of wine and bourbon!
The customer service really deserves to be singled out.
My friend says it best, “Total Wine is the Chick-Fil-A of adult beverage stores.” Then, there are the classes. You can literally take classes on how to be your own mixologist. This screams MOMS NIGHT OUT!! If you haven’t figured it out yet, you can spend an entire day in Total Wine.
Did I mention the tasting area?
There is a whole area just for tasting. Just take a look at the “event board” and you will see all of the upcoming tastings and events. Even if you are tasting a high end alcohol, they won’t try to upsell you. The recommendations truly are based on experience and not price tag.
Just when you think you have reached Libation Utopia, they hit you with a loyalty program. So if you’re looking for me, I’m somewhere between the tequila aisle and Tasting Room. There you have it. You, in fact, do not have to grow up, you can be a “Total Wine Mom.”
I have literally drove past this place and never check it out and now I have to see and do some tasting for myself