25 “Egg-cellent” Easter Jokes

25 “Egg-cellent” Easter Jokes

Spending time with family and friends during the holidays usually means lots of fun and laughter filling the house. Easter is a beautiful time with family and friends to celebrate life and new beginnings, and of course, adding humor will only make for a better time!

Below is a list of 25 egg-cellent jokes to enjoy while dyeing eggs and snacking on those delicious Reese’s peanut butter eggs.

  1. What kind of story does an Easter Bunny love? One with a hoppy ending!
  2. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a joke? It cracked up!
  3. What kind of beans don’t grow in a garden? Jelly beans!
  4. What is an Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball
  5. How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t, they are eggs-tinct.
  6. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It was nice gnawing you.
  7. What did the bunny get his wife for Easter? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
  8. How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? Hare-spray!
  9. What does the Easter Bunny say before it eats? “Lettuce pray”
  10. What music is the Easter Bunny’s favorite? Hip-Hop
  11. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP
  12. Why is Easter breakfast so fun? Everyone is cracking yolks!
  13. Why is the Easter Bunny such a good listener? He’s all ears.
  14. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny
  15. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
  16. How many eggs can you fit in an empty basket? Only one. After that, it’s not empty anymore!
  17. What’s the angriest vegetable? A steamed carrot!
  18. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
  19. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
  20. Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket.
  21. What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
  22. How do rabbits travel? They take a hareplane.
  23. Where does Christmas come before Easter? The dictionary.
  24. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
  25. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? No bunny knows!

I hope you try out these jokes with family and friends during your Easter celebrations!

Happy Easter!

25 "Egg-cellent" Easter Jokes

Elizabeth Boudreaux
Elizabeth and her husband Nicholas have been married for 13 years. They live in Geismar with their 3 children, Addison (9), Parker (5), and Laurel (2). She is from Franklin, LA and moved to Baton Rouge after receiving her Master’s in Business Administration from Southeastern Louisiana University. She is a Budget Administrator for the Department of Public Safety. She relies on sarcasm, a dry sense of humor, and the occasional cocktail to deal with the daily demands of motherhood. She loves crawfish, clean sheets, vacuuming, and the latest crime documentary on Netflix.


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