This parody is for all those moms with a picky eater who like fun and love to sing "Juice" by Lizzo in the carpool line (or the shower)!
(To the beat of "Juice" by Lizzo)
Truce
Meal plan, meal plan on the wall
Don’t eat it ‘cause you know you’re cute (ooh baby)
Name brands in the pantry drawers
Refusin’ Great Value (no, baby)
Made you noodles drippin’ sauce
Got a kid sayin’ No Ragu (no, baby)
Kid up at the crack a dawn
Sayin’ he won’t try my roux
Eat this roll
What Mom’s eatin’ everybody gotta eat (Yeah, that’s goals)
You were born like this don’t even gotta cry (now, I know)
Just please obey cannot take anymore whine (you say No)
Heard you say I’m the meanest mom, boy, you lied
It...
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