Happy Halloween :: Fifteen Trick or Treat Jokes
Trick or Treat family fun with these fifteen spooky jokes.
- What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurry? Spooktacles
- Why don’t ghosts like rain? Because it dampens their spirts
- What kind of makeup do witches wear? Mas-SCARE-a!
- What did one ghost as the other ghost? “Do you believe in people?”
- What is a ghost’s favorite drink? BOO-berry juice
- Are any Halloween monsters good at math? No-unless you Count Dracula
- Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His Ghoul Friend
- Why didn’t the zombie go to school? He felt rotten
- What do you call a spider with 20 eyes? Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider
- What kind of monster loves going to the disco? The Boogieman
- How do you know a skeleton is sick? He’s coffin
- What does a zombie call his parents? Mummy and Deady
- Where do toddler ghosts stay when their parents are at work? Day Scare
- What is a zombie’s favorite appetizer? Finger food
- Where do ghosts like to trick or treat? On dead end streets
